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The Brad Blog

So this past week has sucked some serious balls!!! I've been
down and out for the count due to pneumonia and it doesn't seem
to be gettin' any better. But on the bright side, the parents
are gone for 2 weeks!!! F#$% yeah, party time.. Saturday were
having a huge BBQ at the pad "twitch" from the Metal Mulisha
Moto X group and his whole crew are coming so that should make
it pretty interesting, lol. I'm pretty stoked about that.... So
on another note I'm looking for another job because The
Restaurant is bulls^&* and is trying to fire me for any reason
they can. I am on final notice for so many f#$%in reasons I
couldn't even tell you all of them, so if you have a well paying
job hit me up and I'll be more than happy to check out what you
do... well it's time for me to go to the beach and try and get a
little sicker so have a great day and I'll talk to you all
later.
Wow what a crazy week!!! I haven't had internet for a while and
haven't been able to blog about it. well the week started off
with work as usual, but that didn't slow me down. Man, Tuesday
night was insane!! Paulie hit me up with an invite to club Vice
so I took him up on the offer and definitely don't regret it.
Soooo many beautiful girls everywhere, I could hardly contain
myself hahaha. Got home pretty early around 2 and fell asleep
for work. But when I went to work they told me they didn't need
me to be there so I gladly left and went to the beach, lol. The
waves were kind of crappy but I got over it, it was just nice to
get in the water. Thursday was pretty chill went to the beach
again just to relax and I just couldn't get away from the ladies
they were f#$%ing everywhere hahaha. After we left the beach we
got some grub and I went home to take a shower when I realized
that I was supposed to be at a car meet 15 min prior to me
arriving at my humble abode. I boned out and went to the meet
and it was insane soo many sick ass rides it was like they
didn't end. Then the cops rolled up and totally killed the
night, but not for long. We met up at a race spot and started
running some cars. It was way sick until the cops busted the
spot again and arrested a few of the racers. Ha but not me!!!!
Well the night is just about to start so I gotta run have a good
weekend!
Alright, so I just got home from a long hard day of work, I
didn't make very much money and I have one hell of a hangover,
wtf!! This is how it all started, I woke up this morning
thinking, "What the hell did I do last night and why the hell am
I naked?!?!" I looked at my phone and realize I had a few missed
calls and 3 voice mails, so I checked 'em out. First unheard
message, " Hey man what happened to you? I didn't even see you
leave. Are you alright? Hit me up late." Um...OK. At this point
I'm lost. Second unheard message, "Hey Sweetie, I had a great
time last night. Hope you made it home OK. Call me sometime we
need to hang out again." Wow. What the f#$% did I do? I can't
f#$%ing remember! Third unheard message, "Hey dude I followed
you home to make sure you were OK. Both of your tail lights are
out you might want to fix that." Hahaha, I'm so lost! So I made
a few calls and realize that I went to some party in Simi till
12:30am. Then left Simi to go to some strip club. I guess I was
so unbelievably belligerent that when I woke up this morning I
had no recollection last night. So I get off the phone with my
buddy Brian, look over at the clock and s^&*! I am already late
for work. I threw on some clothes, took a few aspirin, and
booked it to work. Rough day serving, but whatever, that's life.
Now I am going to get some food and start all over, TIME TO GET
F#$%ED UP!!!!!
Woke up around 12:00 p.m. Really tired and hung-over. Ha, what's
new there? I get out of bed to take my morning piss outside and,
hey what do you know, my sister has her girlfriends over tanning
in the backyard. Great now I have to actually use the bathroom.
I decide to change my clothes and get some food, right after I
leave my house, the sister calls me and asks if I can take her
to get her eyebrows done before she leaves for San Diego. I
agreed, she said it would take 15 min. Lol, My ass! I sat there
for and hour waiting for her to get her shit done meanwhile my
buddy is laughing at me cuz I'm in a f#$%ing salon. I didn't
find it that funny, btw. So we leave there and I decide to go
catch some waves at the beach so I drop my sister off and go
chill out at the beach for a little while. The drive home
sucked. Dead stop traffic on the freeway. I get off and its not
to much better. I'm driving down Winnetka and some jack a*% cuts
me off in an intersection. Lol, bad mistake. I lane split in my
vdubb and cut his ass off! Hahaha lesson learned, don't cut me
off bitch!!!! So now I'm at home just waiting till around 7:00
so I can go get some grub with Brandon for his b-day.
I get home at 3:00 a.m. and fall asleep around 3:30 a.m. only to
be woken up by a loud roar and huge rumble, could it be an
earthquake?? I get out of bed to check it out only to find out
that they were doing construction on my street. Not a big deal,
then I look for my car to see if it was ok and I see it not on
the road, but on the back of a f#$%ing tow truck!!! I bolted out
the door in my scibbies leaving the shoes and socks behind. I
scream, "HEY WHAT THE F#$% ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?" He stops and
explained to me that I couldn’t park in front of my own damn
house. I got in my dad's car and drove to the impound lot and
they told me I had to wait until 10 I said, "f#$% that." I went
home and tried to sleep but there was no way in f#$%ing hell I
could sleep with all of the ruckus going on outside. Awesome
what a great morning, ha little did I know that was only the
f#$%ing beginning. I get to work and find out that I have to
stay longer, not a big deal. So then Paulie comes into my work,
sweet!! He orders his food 30 min later his food isn’t out. What
the f#$% is going' on. I ask the guys in the kitchen and they
said the printers are broken, f#$%ing cool. "Well get his food
out," I said. So 15 min later it finally comes out his fish is
undercooked and his salad is all soggy. Wow what a bitch. I
return the food and tell them to cook it right. He finally gets
his order right and he is still unsatisfied so I told him I'll
hook it up and get his food discounted. I grabbed the manager
and he discounted it and Paulie still wasn’t happy...hahaha. So
I sent the manager over and Paulie ripped him a new a-hole….
SWEET! I don’t like him anyways, lol. He gets his food free and
he leaves. So my shift is over and I decide to go home, oh s^&*!
where did my dad leave my keys to my car?!?! I look in my
pockets look in my apron f#$%, nowhere to be found. Lets go take
a look in my car. Hey there they are, awesome!! Luckily I can
just wedge my window open with a knife, so I did. I get into my
car and drive off only to find out my alignment is off. Great,
let's just spend more money on my car and get it to drive
straight. F#$%ing s^&* what else is this Tuesday going to throw
at me… Time to go out for the night…
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