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The Brad Blog

So this past week has sucked some serious balls!!! I've been down and out for the count due to pneumonia and it doesn't seem to be gettin' any better. But on the bright side, the parents are gone for 2 weeks!!! F#$% yeah, party time.. Saturday were having a huge BBQ at the pad "twitch" from the Metal Mulisha Moto X group and his whole crew are coming so that should make it pretty interesting, lol. I'm pretty stoked about that.... So on another note I'm looking for another job because The Restaurant is bulls^&* and is trying to fire me for any reason they can. I am on final notice for so many f#$%in reasons I couldn't even tell you all of them, so if you have a well paying job hit me up and I'll be more than happy to check out what you do... well it's time for me to go to the beach and try and get a little sicker so have a great day and I'll talk to you all later.



Wow what a crazy week!!! I haven't had internet for a while and haven't been able to blog about it. well the week started off with work as usual, but that didn't slow me down. Man, Tuesday night was insane!! Paulie hit me up with an invite to club Vice so I took him up on the offer and definitely don't regret it. Soooo many beautiful girls everywhere, I could hardly contain myself hahaha. Got home pretty early around 2 and fell asleep for work. But when I went to work they told me they didn't need me to be there so I gladly left and went to the beach, lol. The waves were kind of crappy but I got over it, it was just nice to get in the water. Thursday was pretty chill went to the beach again just to relax and I just couldn't get away from the ladies they were f#$%ing everywhere hahaha. After we left the beach we got some grub and I went home to take a shower when I realized that I was supposed to be at a car meet 15 min prior to me arriving at my humble abode. I boned out and went to the meet and it was insane soo many sick ass rides it was like they didn't end. Then the cops rolled up and totally killed the night, but not for long. We met up at a race spot and started running some cars. It was way sick until the cops busted the spot again and arrested a few of the racers. Ha but not me!!!! Well the night is just about to start so I gotta run have a good weekend!
 

 

Alright, so I just got home from a long hard day of work, I didn't make very much money and I have one hell of a hangover, wtf!! This is how it all started, I woke up this morning thinking, "What the hell did I do last night and why the hell am I naked?!?!" I looked at my phone and realize I had a few missed calls and 3 voice mails, so I checked 'em out. First unheard message, " Hey man what happened to you? I didn't even see you leave. Are you alright? Hit me up late." Um...OK. At this point I'm lost. Second unheard message, "Hey Sweetie, I had a great time last night. Hope you made it home OK. Call me sometime we need to hang out again." Wow. What the f#$% did I do? I can't f#$%ing remember! Third unheard message, "Hey dude I followed you home to make sure you were OK. Both of your tail lights are out you might want to fix that." Hahaha, I'm so lost! So I made a few calls and realize that I went to some party in Simi till 12:30am. Then left Simi to go to some strip club. I guess I was so unbelievably belligerent that when I woke up this morning I had no recollection last night. So I get off the phone with my buddy Brian, look over at the clock and s^&*! I am already late for work. I threw on some clothes, took a few aspirin, and booked it to work. Rough day serving, but whatever, that's life. Now I am going to get some food and start all over, TIME TO GET F#$%ED UP!!!!!



Woke up around 12:00 p.m. Really tired and hung-over. Ha, what's new there? I get out of bed to take my morning piss outside and, hey what do you know, my sister has her girlfriends over tanning in the backyard. Great now I have to actually use the bathroom. I decide to change my clothes and get some food, right after I leave my house, the sister calls me and asks if I can take her to get her eyebrows done before she leaves for San Diego. I agreed, she said it would take 15 min. Lol, My ass! I sat there for and hour waiting for her to get her shit done meanwhile my buddy is laughing at me cuz I'm in a f#$%ing salon. I didn't find it that funny, btw. So we leave there and I decide to go catch some waves at the beach so I drop my sister off and go chill out at the beach for a little while. The drive home sucked. Dead stop traffic on the freeway. I get off and its not to much better. I'm driving down Winnetka and some jack a*% cuts me off in an intersection. Lol, bad mistake. I lane split in my vdubb and cut his ass off! Hahaha lesson learned, don't cut me off bitch!!!! So now I'm at home just waiting till around 7:00 so I can go get some grub with Brandon for his b-day.



I get home at 3:00 a.m. and fall asleep around 3:30 a.m. only to be woken up by a loud roar and huge rumble, could it be an earthquake?? I get out of bed to check it out only to find out that they were doing construction on my street. Not a big deal, then I look for my car to see if it was ok and I see it not on the road, but on the back of a f#$%ing tow truck!!! I bolted out the door in my scibbies leaving the shoes and socks behind. I scream, "HEY WHAT THE F#$% ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?" He stops and explained to me that I couldn’t park in front of my own damn house. I got in my dad's car and drove to the impound lot and they told me I had to wait until 10 I said, "f#$% that." I went home and tried to sleep but there was no way in f#$%ing hell I could sleep with all of the ruckus going on outside. Awesome what a great morning, ha little did I know that was only the f#$%ing beginning. I get to work and find out that I have to stay longer, not a big deal. So then Paulie comes into my work, sweet!! He orders his food 30 min later his food isn’t out. What the f#$% is going' on. I ask the guys in the kitchen and they said the printers are broken, f#$%ing cool. "Well get his food out," I said. So 15 min later it finally comes out his fish is undercooked and his salad is all soggy. Wow what a bitch. I return the food and tell them to cook it right. He finally gets his order right and he is still unsatisfied so I told him I'll hook it up and get his food discounted. I grabbed the manager and he discounted it and Paulie still wasn’t happy...hahaha. So I sent the manager over and Paulie ripped him a new a-hole…. SWEET! I don’t like him anyways, lol. He gets his food free and he leaves. So my shift is over and I decide to go home, oh s^&*! where did my dad leave my keys to my car?!?! I look in my pockets look in my apron f#$%, nowhere to be found. Lets go take a look in my car. Hey there they are, awesome!! Luckily I can just wedge my window open with a knife, so I did. I get into my car and drive off only to find out my alignment is off. Great, let's just spend more money on my car and get it to drive straight. F#$%ing s^&* what else is this Tuesday going to throw at me… Time to go out for the night…

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